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July 28, 2008

A new song is needed for our 'Keano'

Robbie Keane and Fernando Torres are likely to form the most potent strike partnership we've had since Dalglish and Rush. Torres has his awesome 'bounce song', Robbie is deserving of his own too.

I think it's fair to say that Scousers can be counted on to come up with a cool new song rather than sing a Manchester United 'song' (the mere thought of the Kop singing there's only one Keano makes me cringe). I wish I had the creativity required to come up with a cool song. But alas, I'll just have to wait and see what other far more talented people can come up with. Any ideas ?

59 comments:

Jessica said...

He hasnt even signed yet for us yet. But i will forgive this premature post proclaiming him to be our player as its probably a foregone conclusion that he will sign for us tomorrow. I dont know or care what song gets sung for Robbie Keane, all i care about is that he is either scoring or creating lots of goals for us which i am sure he will be :-)

Tony Leigh said...

RAWK has a thread for suggested songs but there has only been crap suggestions so far. I think if he scores against the Scum at Old Trafford that it would be very humourously appropriate to sing the "Only One Keano" song !!!

Anonymous said...

Guaranteed you are going to get some muppets chanting only one keano at anfield... sad but very likely...

Anonymous said...

Robbie, Robbie Keane,

Robbie, Robbie Keane.

To Daddy cool, like out number 7's song before him...

Strawberry Fields said...

Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane
Oh Robbie Keane
Liverpool number 7
Robbie Keane

* To "Let It Be".

Anonymous said...

He's Irish, He's Dumb...He Fucked Rafas Mum!...It's Keano!

scott said...

How about

Keane to score...
... the money grabbing whore

Any good?

Anonymous said...

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane his name's not fuckin Keano Robbie Keane.

tune - let it be.

Anonymous said...

God save our gracious Keane
Long live our noble Keane
God save our Keane
Make us victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to score goals for us
God save our Keane

Inderjit said...

love the daddy cool idea - let it be is nice but too tame for a goal scoring celebration

Anonymous said...

All hail, the boy called Robbie Keane,
He once played for an average London team,
We signed him for the reds,
He can’t be stopped by your defence,
The keane to end all keanos, is Robbie Keane.

Anonymous said...

"he's a cunt, he's a cunt, his loyalty's just a front, robbie Keane, Robbie keane"

Dummy said...

God save our f**king keane !?!
F**K that, he's irish through and through.
Now that I think about it, bloody good idea :-)

Anonymous said...

How about... I'm a Judas cunt I'm a Judas cunt....

I really hope Robbie Keane signs for you and when he does he break his leg and his career ends there nd then...

He has shafted Spurs after declaring 3 months ago that he was "happy at Spurs and as long as Spurs wanted him he would stay" It was his spiritual home...

No doubt he will tell you lot he's a boyhood Liverpool fan.. is he fuck ! he's a Celtic fan. Honesty isn't Robbie Keanes strong point.

Anonymous said...

Sung to the tune of the original Mean Machine film starring Burt Reynolds version:

Keane! Keane! Goal machine!

Anonymous said...

No youll never win the league wiv robbie keane
No youll never win the league wiv robbie keane
No youll never win the premier
never win the premier
Never win the league wiv Robbie Keane

Anonymous said...

God save our Keane does it for me!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why is he a Judas? He's never said he would never play elsewhere has he? He's been your top goalscorer the past few seasons hasn't he? He's 28 and to be fair Spurs will not make the CL this season and if they managed to sneak it they have no experience in the competition and are likely to bail out at the first hurdle. If I'm right, Keane will be nearer 32 by the time he may get to play in the last 8 of the CL for Spurs........so why shouldn't he leave & better his career?

Anonymous said...

I bet you Scousers said a few months ago, keane was Joe average, but now he's the best thing since sliced bread. He runs about a lot into no man's land, be warned, he ain't champions league. He should stay where he is. regards, Spurs fan

Anonymous said...

Have to disagree..........at Anfield last season he was immense and a lot of fans spoke of their admiration for him then. He's played at the highest level with ROI scoring important goals against bigger nations and since he's been playimng with a world class partner in Berbatov it has shown he can be an even better player. The Spurs midfield is so poor (or has been for the past number of seasons) it's not suprising he's been found to run into 'no man's land' in order to try and make something happen! I believe he's a class player and easily good enough for CL football.

Will Parr said...

Robbie Robbie Robbie Keaaaaane,
Robbie Robbie Robbie Keaaaaane,
Robbie Robbie Robbie Keaaaaane,
He's our paddy goal machine!

To the tune of "Glory glory..."

Billy said...

Anonymous @ 17.33 you're an embarassment to all Yids. Yeah he said he wanted to stay but as long as he was wanted. Obviously our board looked at £18M for a 28yr old as too good to turn down. They decided to sell, they didn't have to. Admittedly I'm gutted he's leaving but he was a good servant for Spurs and always gave 100% (unlike many others). And he IS a Pool fan ye numpty. As well as Celtic, being a Tallaght lad & Irish, thousands have dual allegiance! There was/is only 1 Judas at WHL and that's because he truly shafted us and left us with nothing. Robbie is off 'oop norf' and is leaving us a very tidy sum to re-invest. Liverpool fans - congratulations on getting a player who will give you his all and may creep close to Nando and StevieG as a fans favourite. He is the best 2nd striker/link up man in the Premier League and will help Torres score even more and free up Gerrard to play a more influential role.

Anonymous said...

wel fuck face he had botu three songs u =dick head get ur facts right u cunt like all we want is a team of robbie keanes dick head scouser prick

Anonymous said...

I think robbie will do well for u lot.I hope he does but i don't understand why liverpool would go for keane, i mean you have a top,top striker in fernando 3 quality second strikers in kuyt,babel and sometimes gerrard, paying 18 mil for him dosen't make sense. but i suppose thats what happens when you have braindead yanks running or should i say ruining a historic and amazing club.i see you progressing to 3rd but i can't see yoou competing with chelsea and man u.

Anonymous said...

To the tune of 'Oobladi Ooblada life goes on...'

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
He's a go-al m-a-chine
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Keane!

Anonymous said...

to the tune of here comes the sun

here comes keano,
da na na na
he scored a goal
we say
its 1-0

chanting
robbie keano
you've come to play with fernando
robbie keano
you've come to steal the show

here comes keano
da na na na
he scored a goal
we say
its 1-0

Anonymous said...

keano your just a cunt keano
your just a cunt keano
your just a cunt keano

Anonymous said...

to anonymous 17.52

you wrote: "but i don't understand why liverpool would go for keane"

Tons of reasons mate. which side wins stuff with just 1 top striker?? keane is proven in the Prem and can play just off torres as well.

secondly you wrote: "i see you progressing to 3rd but i can't see yoou competing with chelsea and man u."

mmmmeeeeooooowwwww there you pussy(cat). sly little dig? ok allow me to retort - spurs will maybe compete for 6th spot this season. Perhaps 'Juande' you may finish above arsenal.

Anonymous said...

Good luck to him, 18m and 6 years of great memories. Cheers Keano!

Anonymous said...

Just to make you northern monkeys feel as stupid as an episode of 'Bread'
Thanks for the £20mill.
Arshavin is in London having his medical £16mill.
Lovely jubbly

Anonymous said...

Is this the same Arshavin that disappeared as soon as a decent defender appeared on the scene??

Yeah good luck with him.

Anonymous said...

Keano!!

You're just a pikey cunt.

You're just a pikey cunt.

You're just a pikey cunt.

I hope that you bin dippers enjoy his petulance and his inablility to score one-on-one.

For £18+million, just for once, YOU'VE been robbed.

Anonymous said...

song for robbie
the wheels on his house go
round n round
pikey
you look in the dustbin for something to eat
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat
in your liverpool slums

Anonymous said...

We'll enjoy plenty of moments like these mate.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5LDwU_pgbA

Btw, what does it feel like knowing your club isn't big enough to keep it's best players????

Anonymous said...

stealing from the bin dippers. Nice comment.
Arshavin v Keane.
Tough choice. Ill take the Russian.
You can have the Pikey.

roders said...

how's about this one...(sung to the tune of the old eagles song, obviously...)

There's a new kid in town,
everybody's talkin 'bout the new kid in town,
He score's a goal then does a roll, the new kid in town
everybody's talkin 'bout the new kid in town,
he left his team to live his dream, the new kid in town..etc,etc.. (ok, i know its bollox, but hey, who cares!)

Anonymous said...

Loving all the bitter Spurs fans on here.

I guess winning the league cup and having Ramos in charge hasn't changed anything for your side. Another step back or 2 for you lot I think.

MUPPETS!!!

Anonymous said...

Rafa Saved Our Striker Keane
From staying at such a shit team
Rafa Saved Our Keane
Make us victorious
Happy and Glorious
Score loads of goals for us
Number Seven Keane

Tune = God save the Queen

Anonymous said...

Spurs Song: We all want a team of Robbie Keanes, a team of Robbie Keanes...

Anonymous said...

I'm a big Spurs fan, and this is a great signing for Liverpool. Robbie Keane is magic, he'll make you purr at his skill, he's simpy a sublime player, brilliant touch, amazing footwork, a total genius. Begrudginly i hope he does well for you. You'll get a lot of Spurs on here who will give him stick, and likely throughtout the season, and simply we're just completely gutted that he said 8 weeks ago how much he loved it at spurs, and wanted to stay for the rest of his career, we loved him to, this is a bit like your gorgeous g/f telling you she loves u, wants your babies, and wants to be with you till the day she dies, and then 8 weeks later at the first opportunity she leaves you for someone else. That's why we're gutted.

Anonymous said...

DEAL DONE

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N160674080728-1837.htm

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
£19M plus £1.3M more.

You boys just got mugged off!!

LOL

He is a good player but not a great one.

Anonymous said...

Now why would Judas Keane want to go to a club that wins sod all and further drive a nail into the coffin of the Premiership as 16 other teams go under due to all their players wanting to go to Chelsea/Man U/Liverpool/Arsenal

Anonymous said...

Robbie Keane
Well, he`ll pass you by
Robbie Keane
like a wink in a young girls eye
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keeeeane

Glory Days (Springsteen)

Anonymous said...

THE RAF HAVE LANDED

robbie and fernando

Anonymous said...

18:04 c'mon mate when was the last time you challenged for the title ?? you had steve gerrard,owen,carra and heskey in one team and still flopped year after year after year, b4 you start about us we don't go on about past titles like you lot we are looking to build towards that. You have constantly had financial backing whereas we have only had that in the past 5-8 years.we will see what happens if torres or s.g get injured.

Hooked Swords said...

keanoooo!
sweet robbie keane
commin for to carry us on!

barbie said...

To the tune of Barbie Girl

He's our Robbie Keane
In a barbie world, life in plastic....its fantastic
You can brush his hair, and dress him everywhere
Imagination....life is his creation

Come on Robbie lets go party (ah ah ah ah)

Anonymous said...

He's big, he's red,
He talks like father ted,
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane

lvrpool101 said...

(To the beatles let it be)

When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Robbie Keane comes to us
Scoring goals of brilliancy, let it be!]

And in our hour of darkness
Keano is standing right in front of us
Scoring goals of brilliancy, let it be!]

LET IT BE LET IT BE. KEANO AND TORRES ARE THE ANSWER, LET IT BE!]

it works.

danny said...

he's quick
he's red
he talks like father ted
robbie keane
robbie keane

Karla said...

An Irish song for our Irish Lad

(to the tune of The Irish Rover)

On the 8th of july 1980,
in Dublin a striker was born.
he had football at heart, so it wasn't hard,
to find home in the Premier League.
Goals left an right, oh what a sight'
And oh, he was the spurs fans dream.
We paid £19m pound, an to Liverpool he was bound,
An we call him Robbie Keane

this is the first time i've had a go at writing a song so all suggestions are welcome.

Karla - Paddock F 29

YNWA

Anonymous said...

To the tune of Let it be:

When we found ourselves with striker worries good old Rafa turned to me,
there will be an answer.. Robbie Keane.

When Torres and Stevie G arnt scoring who will turn 1 point to 3,
there will be an answer.. Robbie Keane.

Robbie Keane ..Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane...Robbie Keane

There will be an answer..Robbie Keane!!!

Anonymous said...

When red red robbie comes bomb bomb bombin' your goal......Keano

JAG said...

He's lean, he's green, he's a goal scoring machine.....Robbie, Robbie Keane

Anonymous said...

Look I know that this was posted a long time ago but as robbie has yet to score then I feel I have time to post it

To the tune of robin hood

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
Has got past all you men
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane
has gone and scored again
He great on the pitch
you know we want more
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane

Or to the tune of Kum Ba Ya

ROBBIE KEANE RAFA, ROBBIE KEANE
ROBBIE KEANE RAFA, ROBBIE KEANE
ROBBIE KEANE RAFA, ROBBIE KEANE
THANK YOU RAFA FOR ROBBIE KEANE

YNWA
Coggin

Bob said...

Arshavin's having a good season for Spurs isn't he? Oh wait...they signed that useless cunt Pavlyuchenko instead hahaha well they're doing ok anyway aren't they?...bottom of the league you say?...oh well, at least Robbie Keane must be playing shit?...scored his first goal and set up two in the Merseyside derby?! so you're saying the bitter spurs fans were wrong?...

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

robbie keane, robbie keane, robbie keane, robbie keane, rush was his hero, robbie keane

robbie keane, robbie keane, robbie keane, robbie keane, his names not fuckin keano, robbie keane

he grew up with liverpool posters,
around his room and red on his bed,
and although hes played for many clubs,
hes always been a red, robbie keane robbie keane.

Anonymous said...

ADAMS FAMILY TUNE:

we bought a lad from spain
and took one out the rain
we joined them up together
and they looked like rush and dalglish.

torres and keane
rush and dalglish
torres and keane
rush and dalglish
torres and keane