My Anfield: The unthinkable has happened with Skrtel

August 05, 2008

The unthinkable has happened with Skrtel

I'd think it a pure wind up if I hadn't heard direct from the official LFC site but our Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel is not indestructable after all. I mean the guy is probably the only one capable of making Chuck Norris cry !?!

Surely it must have been a sex session of truly epic proportions last night that caused his groin injury. He's not expected to be out for too long, still you gotta feel sorry for the injury itself...

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Anonymous said...: Skrtel has a groin ?; 5 August 2008 16:11
Anonymous said...: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

Martin Skrtel counted to infinity - several times; 5 August 2008 16:13
Robbie said...: They make a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but it wont take shit from anybody.; 5 August 2008 16:17
Robbie said...: Martin Skrtel always has sex on the first date. Always.; 5 August 2008 16:18
Robbie said...: Martin Skrtel has never blinked in his entire life. Never.; 5 August 2008 16:20
Anonymous said...: This must be proof that he's human after all, sad days indeed; 5 August 2008 16:21
Chuck Norris said...: Skrtel never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Skrtel”.; 5 August 2008 16:24
Inderjit said...: Martin Skrtel can piss into gale force winds.; 5 August 2008 16:25
roders25 said...: It isn't really a 'groin problem' as such...he's just a bit stiff....thats why rafa sent him home to see if his misses might be able to sort it out...must be all the excitement of Barry's impending arrival; 5 August 2008 16:53
AyohMatt said...: Martin Skrtel is the ONLY survivor from the Big Bang! :P; 5 August 2008 16:54
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel was the cause of the big bang.; 5 August 2008 17:01
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel created the Wickes franchise; 5 August 2008 17:02
Anonymous said...: I thought Martin Skrtel's got balls of steel.; 5 August 2008 17:04
Anonymous said...: Hahahah... <--- Martin Skrtel make this sound when he was born!; 5 August 2008 17:06
Jessica said...: When Martin Skrtel has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.; 5 August 2008 17:10
Jessica said...: Martin Skrtel uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.; 5 August 2008 17:10
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel only masturbates to pictures of Martin Skrtel.; 5 August 2008 17:11
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel was the first man to take a dump on the moon; 5 August 2008 17:12
Anonymous said...: this is one of my favourite threads of all time; 5 August 2008 17:13
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel CAN get breakfast in McDonalds after 10.30!; 5 August 2008 17:13
Chuck Norris said...: Martin Skrtel once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Martin Skrtel won... by five.; 5 August 2008 17:15
Dummy said...: Martin Skrtel can kill two stones with one bird.

Oh FUCK that's what the dummy did last night :-(; 5 August 2008 17:16
Ninja Boy said...: If you can see Martin Skrtel, he can see you. If you can't see Martin Skrtel you may be only seconds away from death.; 5 August 2008 17:18
The Skrtel said...: Martin Skrtel does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Martin Skrtel goes killing.; 5 August 2008 17:19
The Skrtel said...: Martin Skrtel has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.; 5 August 2008 17:20
AyohMatt said...: Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at KFC and gets it!; 5 August 2008 17:21
The Skrtel said...: Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Martin Skrtel. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.; 5 August 2008 17:22
The Skrtel said...: If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the fuck down.; 5 August 2008 17:23
Robbie said...: This entire post is just so fucking cool :-); 5 August 2008 17:23
Jessica said...: There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Martin Skrtel.; 5 August 2008 17:28
Anonymous said...: God said "Let there be light", Martin Skrtel said "Say please".; 5 August 2008 17:30
Anonymous said...: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Martin Skrtel allows to live.; 5 August 2008 17:31
Anonymous said...: I heard Superman wears "Martin Skrtel" pajamas...; 5 August 2008 17:46
AyohMatt said...: Martin Skrtel once bite a photographer... he is now known as Peter Parker aka Spiderman; 5 August 2008 17:53
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel lost his virginity before his dad.; 5 August 2008 17:54
Anonymous said...: If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Skrtel says its beef, then it's *******-well beef.; 5 August 2008 17:57
AyohMatt said...: A lighthouse was used in Martin Skrtel's candle light dinner!; 5 August 2008 18:02
AyohMatt said...: Before Adidas or Nike releases a pair of boot, they go to Martin Skrtel and they ask him to test them, the best boot get a Adidas logo and the less good get a Nike logo...; 5 August 2008 18:08
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel has had sex with everyones mum.; 5 August 2008 18:10
Anonymous said...: Once Martin Skrtel tested a pair of boot, he said he can't even put Nike on those boot, that's how Umbro was born!; 5 August 2008 18:11
AyohMatt said...: Martin Skrtel never think twice... he doesn't even need to think once!; 5 August 2008 18:14
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel was the first entry in the doomsday book; 5 August 2008 18:46
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel does not catch diseases, he spreads em; 5 August 2008 18:46
Tony Reid said...: Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Martin Skrtel to die before they attack.; 5 August 2008 19:22
Roberto said...: Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.; 5 August 2008 19:26
Roberto said...: Shit I screwed up the last one, should read :-

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Martin Skrtel.; 5 August 2008 19:27
Roberto said...: The following is a short list of things Martin Skrtel cannot do :-; 5 August 2008 19:28
Anonymous said...: The Mohs Scale has had to be rescaled to accomodate the hardness of Skrtel..........

.......Diamond is now at number two, with Skrtel taking top place.; 5 August 2008 20:19
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel can believe its not better; 5 August 2008 20:27
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel...Once won a Connect 4 game in 3 moves.; 5 August 2008 20:34
Anonymous said...: Skrtel can speak Braille

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Martin Skrtel; 5 August 2008 20:42
Anonymous said...: Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Martin Skrtel; 5 August 2008 22:13
Anonymous said...: Skrtel once arm wrestled superman....the loser had to wear his Y fronts over his pants; 5 August 2008 22:20
Anonymous said...: Martin Skertel doesn't wears belt, he uses his penis to wrap around his waist :P; 5 August 2008 23:24
Anonymous said...: Behind Martin Skrtels Y-fronts there is no penis, only a giant fist...; 5 August 2008 23:26
Anonymous said...: ^Hahaha... the penis and belt comment is very funny!!; 5 August 2008 23:27
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel once came second in a Martin Skrtel look-a-like competition...; 6 August 2008 00:34
Anonymous said...: Martin Skertel is so hard that he shits diamonds!; 6 August 2008 00:38
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is the only player allowed to do sex instead of training.; 6 August 2008 00:49
Anonymous said...: Harry Kewell accuses Martin Skrtel of feigning groin injury!; 6 August 2008 00:59
Anonymous said...: Scientists were wrong. Skrtel ate ALL the cockroaches.; 6 August 2008 01:05
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel suffers groin strain after winning reality TV show to have non stop sex for 50 days and 49 nights.; 6 August 2008 01:09
El Staffador said...: Martin Skrtel does not get frostbite. Martin Skrtel bites frost.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martin Skrtel.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of football Martin Skrtel played in second grade.; 6 August 2008 02:17
adam_do_da_day said...: You dont fcuk with Martin Skrtel...Martin Skrtel fcuks you; 6 August 2008 02:18
PC8 said...: Some interesting facts that you didn't no about Martin Skrtel:

Martin Skrtel only eats yellow snow

Ice Ages only occur when Marin Skrtel has brain freeze

And finnally Martin Skrtel donates his skin to create a protective layer on Slovakian tanks; 6 August 2008 03:32
Andreas said...: When Martin Skrtel takes a swim he doesn't get wet, the water gets Martin Skrtel; 6 August 2008 08:13
Anonymous said...: In Terminator 5 John Connor finally gets killed by Martin Skrtel...; 6 August 2008 09:09
Marcus said...: Martin Skrtel isn't injured. It's only a cover-up.

The truth is that he's back with the manufacturer to get an upgrade. When Skrtel gets back, he will be the new 2.0 version thats even more lethal.

In the 1.0 version, there were a glitch that made him soft when playing shitty teams lika Havant & Waterlooville.

To make sure that doesn't happen when we play shitty team like Everton this season Rafa decided to do the upgrade.; 6 August 2008 09:30
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel faces the sun and casts no shadow!!!; 6 August 2008 09:44
Tony Reid said...: This is probably the greatest post of all time :-); 6 August 2008 09:45
Anonymous said...: A Dodo Once Shat On Martin Skrtel .... So He Killed Them ALLLLL !!!!!!!!; 6 August 2008 09:47
Anonymous said...: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Skrtel threw it.

when Skrtel drinks beer, the beer gets drunk.; 6 August 2008 09:57
Anonymous said...: On diseases:

Martin Skrtel doesn't have aids, but gives it to people anyway...

Martin Skrtel's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.; 6 August 2008 10:02
Anonymous said...: skrtel is the real reason ronaldo is so desperate to leave manure he does not want to play agenst him; 6 August 2008 10:17
jaunpablo said...: What was going through the minds of all of skrtels victims before they died? His shoe.; 6 August 2008 10:27
Anonymous said...: Skrtel's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Skrtel doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Skrtel has allowed to live.

Skrtel destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Skrtel can kill two stones with one bird.; 6 August 2008 10:45
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel incubates armadillos in anus; 6 August 2008 10:56
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel incubates armadillos in his arse; 6 August 2008 10:57
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel was the catalyst for the Geneva Convention; 6 August 2008 10:58
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel inserted teh 45 minute claim into the dodgy Iraq dossier; 6 August 2008 10:59
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel thinks Silence Of The Lambs should have been rated "U"; 6 August 2008 11:00
Frank said...: When Martin Skrtel goes on holidays, the sun wears factor 50; 6 August 2008 11:55
Anonymous said...: skrtel is so cool ice only gets colder on him; 6 August 2008 12:15
Anonymous said...: The original poster should know Skrtel has been injured before.

Any real fan would know that.; 6 August 2008 12:19
Anonymous said...: When Superman goes to bed, he has Martin Skrtel pajamas on!!!!; 6 August 2008 12:30
Anonymous said...: The best post since Martin Skrtel was born!! keep it up lads!!; 6 August 2008 12:47
Anonymous said...: The yeti is a mountain man, Martin Skrtel is a man mountain!; 6 August 2008 12:51
Anonymous said...: skrtel raped vidic's wife while vidic was in the room and there was nothing vidic could do about it coz skrtel is so hard; 6 August 2008 12:52
Anonymous said...: In Scrabble Martin Skrtel can make the letter A cover all triple word scores in one go....; 6 August 2008 12:56
Anonymous said...: You never see Martin Skrtel and the Stig in the same place....; 6 August 2008 12:57
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel has even F***ed the Virgin Mary!; 6 August 2008 13:00
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hing like Martin Skrtel!; 6 August 2008 13:03
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel shaves his head with a chainsaw!!!; 6 August 2008 13:16
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel shoots lightening bolts from his groin!!!; 6 August 2008 13:18
Anonymous said...: Marin Skrtel is the reason wally is hiding. Also when Skrtel completes push ups it training he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing earth down.; 6 August 2008 13:25
AJ_18 said...: Rumour has it Martin Skrtel piss3d out the great fire of london!; 6 August 2008 13:32
AJ_18 said...: Martin Skrtel ate the dinosaurs!; 6 August 2008 13:35
Anonymous said...: skrtel is shit if we dont get rid of this joke we are gonna be mid table . he cant tackle, he has no sense of position and he is to weak in a tackle.; 6 August 2008 13:58
Anonymous said...: First Martin Skyrtel broke his leg.
Then he broke his head.
... then he put Gary Neville down.; 6 August 2008 13:59
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel ate Freddie Starr; 6 August 2008 14:01
Jessica said...: I have never had so much fun reading any post before in my life, total genius, kudos to everyone :-); 6 August 2008 14:08
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel drilled the channel tunnel with his thrusting loins.; 6 August 2008 14:10
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel decides the weather; 6 August 2008 14:17
Anonymous said...: theres no point in Martin skrtel wearing a condom, nothing can stop skrtel sperm!; 6 August 2008 14:19
Anonymous said...: What's the difference between Martin Skrtel and God

God does'nt think he is Martin Skrtel; 6 August 2008 14:23
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel could make acne cool!; 6 August 2008 14:23
Anonymous said...: martin skrtel drink twinings whilst conversing with stephen fry; 6 August 2008 14:30
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel wrote "The Origin Of The Species"; 6 August 2008 14:37
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel laughed when Bambi's mother got killed.; 6 August 2008 14:44
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel told Gareth Barry to come to Liverpool... hence the SAGA :); 6 August 2008 14:47
Anonymous said...: On the 8th day Skrtel did NOT rest.; 6 August 2008 14:57
Anonymous said...: Stand up comedians don't tell jokes about Martin Skrtel.; 6 August 2008 15:06
Jeero said...: Martin Skrtel was what Willis was talking about; 6 August 2008 15:09
eyebrows said...: Martin Skrtel wrote the old testament and dead sea scrolls

Martin Skrtel was jesus' P.E. teacher

Marti Skrtel is Slovakian for "Studs up"; 6 August 2008 15:09
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel masturbated on Angelina Jolie's pic 9 months ago.; 6 August 2008 15:11
gordon said...: Martin Skrtel won the Boat Race, swimming.; 6 August 2008 15:16
gordon said...: Martin Skrtel sees dead people, dead people are scared.; 6 August 2008 15:21
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel dug the Grand Canyon with his bear hands.; 6 August 2008 15:25
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel has donated all his internal organs for scientific research purpses; 6 August 2008 15:28
Anonymous said...: then used what he dug out to make everest!!; 6 August 2008 15:28
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel wears his skin for fashion purposes; 6 August 2008 15:29
Anonymous said...: the Hulk was based upon Martin Skrtels' reaction to his toast falling buttered side down!!; 6 August 2008 15:30
Anonymous said...: The Berlin wall came down because Martin Skrtel couldnt be arsed to walk round!; 6 August 2008 15:32
Anonymous said...: In space..Martin Skrtel can hear you scream.; 6 August 2008 15:32
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is allowed to be noisy in a library!; 6 August 2008 15:34
garra said...: Iran are developing nuclear weapons in response to the UK's acquisiton of Martin Skrtel; 6 August 2008 15:37
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel created the giraffe by upper-cutting a horse; 6 August 2008 15:46
Anonymous said...: Once Martin Skrtel punched a zebra in the face on a zebra crossing because he didnt like the irony!; 6 August 2008 15:52
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is the reason moles live underground!; 6 August 2008 15:54
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel told Hulk Hogan he does not know best!; 6 August 2008 15:56
Anonymous said...: The Yanks are considering using Martin Skrtel as a cheaper alternative to building our new stadium.; 6 August 2008 16:03
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel used to be what meat loaf wouldent do for love . . . until the groin injury;); 6 August 2008 16:15
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is the only thing Frank Lampard can't eat!!!; 6 August 2008 16:18
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel built the pyramids; 6 August 2008 16:19
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel was the basis for the novel War & Peace; 6 August 2008 16:22
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is the only living human who can give himself a reach around; 6 August 2008 16:23
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel has no pulse; 6 August 2008 16:23
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel can communicate with aardvarks; 6 August 2008 16:23
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel sank the titanic!!!!; 6 August 2008 16:25
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel invented gravity; 6 August 2008 16:27
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel was crucified next to Jesus and lived to tell his own tail!!!!; 6 August 2008 16:29
Anonymous said...: the devil sold his soal to martin skrtel; 6 August 2008 16:36
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel is so hard he killed all the dinosaurs; 6 August 2008 16:40
Anonymous said...: When he is bored, Martin Skrtel sometimes play tabletennis. Against himself.; 6 August 2008 16:43
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel gave birth to his own mother; 6 August 2008 16:44
Anonymous said...: Dracula once tried to bite Martin Skrtel and drink his blood.

Martin Skrtel felt so sorry for his cousin that he paid for the dentist and gave him a season ticket.; 6 August 2008 17:32
wow wow wow said...: can this post get any better ?
this is the most fucking amazing post EVER; 6 August 2008 17:54
Ivan Lendl said...: Martin Skrtel won a tennis game using a badminton racket!; 6 August 2008 18:05
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtels breath powers danish windfarms; 6 August 2008 18:15
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel pisses Cillit Bang!; 6 August 2008 18:58
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel has no reflection; 6 August 2008 19:21
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel wrote the 10 commandments just so he could break them!; 6 August 2008 19:23
Anonymous said...: Ronnine Corbett was 6 foot tall until he met Martin Skrtel!; 6 August 2008 19:26
Anonymous said...: During an international Martin Skrtel looked down to check a swollen knee. To his surprise it was Jan Koller.; 6 August 2008 19:28
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel got served pizza in an ice-cream shop; 6 August 2008 19:35
Akhil said...: Martin Skrtel can raise and lower his cholestrol and blood pressure at will.; 6 August 2008 19:39
Anonymous said...: Martin Skirtel Used To Bully Superman; 6 August 2008 19:46
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel found Anne Frank!; 6 August 2008 19:47
Anonymous said...: Martin Skirtel can tell the difference between coke and Pepsi!; 6 August 2008 19:52
Anonymous said...: The Pope only answers to Martin Skrtel!; 6 August 2008 19:54
Anonymous said...: One of Martin Skrtel's sex sessions caused the 2004 Boxing day Tsunami.; 6 August 2008 19:55
Anonymous said...: The mark1 Martin Skrtel prototype was dropped on Hiroshima. The mark2 dropped on Nagasaki, and this current model will land on Gary Neville at 12.46 Saturday 13th September.; 6 August 2008 20:07
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel plays keepy up bare foot with hedgehogs; 6 August 2008 20:35
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"; 6 August 2008 20:47
Anonymous said...: i wish skrtel could see this. oh wait he sees everthing; 6 August 2008 21:46
Anonymous said...: ronaldo gave skrtel a blowjob last season and scored 40+ goals.....

this time round fergusson has been so busy at giving blowjobs to skrtel that he has no time to meet up with ronaldo; 6 August 2008 21:50
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel provides succour to great apes; 6 August 2008 22:27
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel 'suggested' that constantinople should change its name to istanbul. we all know what happened there; 6 August 2008 22:30
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel employs his family to clean his home; 6 August 2008 22:32
Anonymous said...: Martin skrtel strings guitars with his hair; 6 August 2008 22:35
Anonymous said...: Only one person has looked Martin Skrtel directly in the eye.

It has been recorded as the single worst mistake ever made by a human being since it caused spontaneous combustion in this persons whole family and friends.
=); 6 August 2008 23:29
Anonymous said...: Once Martin Skrtel came down with a cold, it is now known as the Ice Age.; 6 August 2008 23:39
lexinho said...: Martin Skrtel makes onions cry; 7 August 2008 00:07
Martin Skrtel said...: F@cking Shut Up! I'm sick of this Martin Skrtel post!; 7 August 2008 00:18
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel never sleeps - he waits.; 7 August 2008 02:34
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel clears pole vault without a pole; 7 August 2008 07:07
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel ran around the world that's how we came to know the world's not flat; 7 August 2008 07:08
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him; 7 August 2008 09:19
Anonymous said...: It's no coincidence that the tattoo on Mike Tyson's face and the sole of Martin Skrtel's boot share the same pattern.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Martin Skrtel; 7 August 2008 09:23
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel can slam revolving doors

When Martin Skrtel exercises, the machine gets stronger

Martin Skrtel ends every relationship with "It's not me, it's you"; 7 August 2008 09:26
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO; 7 August 2008 09:28
Anonymous said...: Water boils faster when Martin Skrtel watches it; 7 August 2008 09:29
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Martin Skrtel?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right; 7 August 2008 09:30
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Martin Skrtel doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants; 7 August 2008 09:32
Anonymous said...: Marin Skertl's sperm is targeting 8 swimming gold medals in Beijing; 7 August 2008 11:43
Anonymous said...: jesus told martin skrtel to take this bread and eat it
then look wot happened to jesus; 7 August 2008 11:56
Anonymous said...: That was not martin skrtel during his debut. It was gary neville impersonating him.; 7 August 2008 12:11
eyebrows said...: Martin Skrtel is the man from Del Monte

We follow the (hoffmeister) bear, The BEar follows Martin Skrtel!!!; 7 August 2008 12:11
Anonymous said...: I went out with Martin Skirtl round Salford wearing my F*** Man U & F*** Old Trafford t-shirt.; 7 August 2008 14:24
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel can touch MC Hammer; 7 August 2008 14:58
Booboo McDoodoo said...: You just got poked by Martin Skrtel.; 7 August 2008 15:10
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel = The Stig; 7 August 2008 15:14
Anonymous said...: war of the worlds was about Martin Skrtel coming to earth. not aliens; 7 August 2008 15:17
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel stared death in the face. and death ran; 7 August 2008 15:22
Anonymous said...: Skrtel pushed Rambo; 7 August 2008 15:23
Anonymous said...: Whem Martin Skrtel speaks, God listens!; 7 August 2008 15:25
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel told The Rock to know his role and shut his mouth coz Skrtel is without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!!!!; 7 August 2008 15:28
jimmyalf said...: when skrtel flexs, the earths atmosphere halves.; 7 August 2008 15:30
jane said...: Scientists have came up with the answer to life, the universe and everything. That answer is Martin Skrtel; 7 August 2008 15:31
Anonymous said...: Martin Skrtel says this: If the Skrt Monster hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the boot will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, Vidic/G.Neville !!!; 7 August 2008 15:33

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