tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post5480627338337436176..comments2011-06-26T19:41:08.809+01:00P.Heronnoreply@blogger.comBlogger350125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-67249816463023563542011-06-24T12:00:54.226+01:002011-06-24T12:00:54.226+01:00Martin Skrtel doesn&#39;t eat honey, he chew&#39;s bee&#39;s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-85518173127613507162009-11-02T21:46:02.935Z2009-11-02T21:46:02.935ZRick Parry left...<br /><br /><br />Why?<br /><br /><br />Skrtel was on his way!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-80079486091806271152009-11-02T21:45:04.452Z2009-11-02T21:45:04.452ZRick Parry left.<br /><br />Why?<br /><br /><br />He knew he was next on Skrtel&#39;s (Kill) list.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-29606615925231470592009-11-02T21:42:01.279Z2009-11-02T21:42:01.279ZWhy did Rick Parry leave?<br /><br />He knew Skrtel was tired of him...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-31433110813924899892009-06-29T16:01:39.638+01:002009-06-29T16:01:39.638+01:00I bet Michael Jackson regrets touching up Martin Skrtel&#39;s son.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-45428157831031072442009-05-04T23:15:00.000+01:002009-05-04T23:15:00.000+01:00Osama Bin Liden is hiding in the mountains because he heard tales of Martin Skrtel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-1015441709096286812009-04-16T22:41:00.000+01:002009-04-16T22:41:00.000+01:00Titanic sank by colliding with Martin Skrtel.Espenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12233875671797784285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-24983168335337463722009-04-09T12:01:00.000+01:002009-04-09T12:01:00.000+01:00If Skrtel’s shoulder brushes your head it will leave you unconscious<BR/><BR/>Just ask Essien.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-38490872732643759442009-04-02T20:14:00.000+01:002009-04-02T20:14:00.000+01:00badgers base their nocturnal nature around martin skrtels sleeping patternAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-12552082451150227302009-04-02T20:12:00.000+01:002009-04-02T20:12:00.000+01:00Martin skrtel personally funded the G20 bail out packageAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-31230920617716868032009-04-02T20:11:00.000+01:002009-04-02T20:11:00.000+01:00martin skrtel holidays in the gobi desert in only his boxersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-83272191219342148082009-01-23T08:34:00.000Z2009-01-23T08:34:00.000Zskrtel isn't invincible, he is shit. At soccer, at everything. he isn't tough he just a loser who thinks he is because he shaved his mis-shapen head and got some crappy tatoos. EVERTON ARE BETTER THAN LIVERPOOL! and i don't even go for them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-49420758250674304392009-01-01T15:46:00.000Z2009-01-01T15:46:00.000ZSkrtel eats dogs for breakfastEriknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-16905613895939034542009-01-01T13:08:00.000Z2009-01-01T13:08:00.000ZMartin Skrtel does not catch diseases, diseases catch Martin SkrtelBlessings Chisunkhanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-46901041832929895882008-12-30T23:25:00.000Z2008-12-30T23:25:00.000ZSkrtel doesn't listen, he already knows...<BR/><BR/>Eduardo didn't got injured it's just that he didn't wanted to face Skrtel...<BR/><BR/>Skrtel didn't got injured, injured got SkrtelLinhemnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-10783235071797095442008-12-30T23:01:00.000Z2008-12-30T23:01:00.000Zoohh sorry<BR/><BR/>Skrtel wasn't born but nobody had the courage to tell him...<BR/><BR/>God didn't send Jesus to earth Skrtel did...<BR/><BR/>Red cards doesn't make Skrtel leave the pitch, it makes the opponent leave it in a body bag...Linhemnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-47410178616692944502008-12-30T22:57:00.000Z2008-12-30T22:57:00.000ZSkrtel wasn't born but nobody hade the courage to tell him...Linhemnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-42813069211043966182008-12-30T22:23:00.000Z2008-12-30T22:23:00.000ZThe expression nobody is perfect had to change when Skrtel was born to - nobody is perfect, except Martin Skrtel.<BR/><BR/>The reason why no other club tried to buy Skrtel was because they where afraid to ask.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-74497001919975032342008-10-06T09:50:00.000+01:002008-10-06T09:50:00.000+01:00Martin Skrtel is not injured, he is just in for his regular 1000 year service.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-76414937804351325042008-09-26T22:51:00.000+01:002008-09-26T22:51:00.000+01:00Skrtel is a tall man, hard man<BR/>shouting on the pitch<BR/>gonna take on the world some day<BR/>You'll have blood on your face<BR/>you big disgrace<BR/>guts and limbs all over the place<BR/>HE WILL, HE WILL KICK YOU!<BR/>HE WILL, HE WILL KICK YOU!i see dead people...noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-27810846363117637262008-09-25T02:11:00.000+01:002008-09-25T02:11:00.000+01:00Skrtel can drive round the M25. On the wrong side of the road. And the police let him off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-28913179425316696142008-09-19T12:02:00.000+01:002008-09-19T12:02:00.000+01:00Martin Skrtel has sex... and then goes on the first date.Kid Viravaxwww.thisisanfield.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-41797822428012962742008-09-14T13:06:00.000+01:002008-09-14T13:06:00.000+01:00Martin Skrtel has every world recordAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-26013964547986116772008-09-14T13:02:00.000+01:002008-09-14T13:02:00.000+01:00Martin Skrtel makes medicine sickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2655208675973113222.post-14676282881530898332008-09-08T11:01:00.000+01:002008-09-08T11:01:00.000+01:00The reason why Ronaldo is so desperate to leave the country ? To avoid facing Skrtel at Anfield<BR/><BR/>The reason why Ronaldo agreed to stay? Ferguson let him pretend to be injuredAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com